Thursday, May 24, 2007

Mistaken Identity

This happened several years ago...



I'm lying in bed, trying to get to sleep.

Then something beyond belief happened.



A very drunk woman came stumbling into my room. I began to speak out to the woman, but my curiosity to see what the woman would do silenced me.

She then climbed onto my bed. I leaned up, watching this woman inch her way toward midsection.

She pulled off my covers and began to unzip my fly.


I let this happen.


She then pulled out my Raging Red Rocket and looked up at me and said, "You ready for this Dan?"

My name is Richard.


She then starts the sucking.


Well, I let this go on for a minute or two...who really knows, but I started feeling a bit bad for letting this drunken broad think she's syphoning sperm on someone she knows.


So I spoke up and said...




"Mom, your room is across the hall."

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